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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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