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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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