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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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