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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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