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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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