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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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