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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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