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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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