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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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