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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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