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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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