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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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