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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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