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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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