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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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