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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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