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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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