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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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