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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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