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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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