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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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