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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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