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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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