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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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