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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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