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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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