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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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