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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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