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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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