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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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