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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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