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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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