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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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