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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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