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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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