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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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