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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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