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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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