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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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