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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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