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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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