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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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