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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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