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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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