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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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