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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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