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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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