Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.