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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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