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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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