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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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