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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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