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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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