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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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