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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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