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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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