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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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