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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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