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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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